Napoleon


❤ Napoleon, one of the best military commanders who ever lived, had a vivacious sex life.
Rising from obscure Corsican nobility during the tumultuous period of the French Revolution, his intelligence, military successes, and charisma made Napoleon a French Emperor.
But it wasn’t only his public life that was illustrious, it was also his sEx life that was filled with spicy details.
As his fame grew, his sExual innocence was disappearing.
❤ As a teenager, he ate cherries with his love interest, and as a general and emperor, he had raunchy affairs with Europe's most beautiful women.
But it was his saucy first wife Josephine, who taught him his lovemaking skills.
❤ While twice married Napoleon is most typically known as a conqueror of armies, he also enjoyed conquests of numerous women.
Although Napoleon claimed he had only 7 mistresses, he probably had at least 21.
One of Napoleon’s mistresses was a famous French actress who had sEx also with his arch-enemy, Duke Wellington.
She naughtly revealed that Duke Wellington was far, far better in bed.
❤ His two illegitimate sons with two different mistresses were born a day apart, one month after he had married Austrian princess Marie Louise.
His Polish mistress Marie Walewska, gave birth to Alexandre on May 4, 1810.
His Austrian mistress Emilie Kraus, gave birth to his son Eugen a day earlier, on May 3, 1810.
❤ Napoleon boasted that power was his aphrodisiac and that
“I take women and forget them”
However, he never really forgot about women with whom he was either in love, or had really good sEx with.
He made great efforts to provide them with a good life.
❤ It was around 1795, when Napoleon had sEx for the first time.
He lost his virginity to a pr0stitute in a Paris brothel.
Actually, he only succeeded after trying with the fourth pr0stitute, the first three failed dismally.
Supposedly, it was to get a real-life experience for the romantic novel he was currently writing.......
In case you are interested, the title of the novel was 'Clisson et Eugenie'.
❤ Josephine de Beauharnais was the only woman Napoleon ever truly loved.
Josephine was irresistibly attractive.
She was exotic, had grace, and was infamous for her skills in lovemaking.
She decorated her bedroom with numerous mirrors, to create an illusion of an 0rgy during sEx.
One sExual act Josephine was famous for, was her ability to perform something called zig-zags, however, nobody knows exactly what this......
I'm not about to google to find out, either šŸ™ˆ
❤ Napoleon loved to kiss Josephine's 'sweet part' which she let him do...often.
Napoleon once wrote to Josephine~
"You know that I will never forget the little visits, you know, the little black forest… I kiss it a thousand times and wait impatiently for the moment I will be in it…”
❤ During their wedding night, Napoleon discovered he had to share a bed with Josephine’s dog, who was very protective.
The dog bit Napoleon in the leg, while he had sEx with Josephine.
❤ Although he loved her, they divorced in 1810, expressing devotion to each other.
Napoleon gave Josephine a mansion and a generous annual income.
They remained in a good relationship, most probably still secretly in love.
Josephine writes~
“The only thing that ever came between us was my debts; certainly not his manhood.”
Napoleon was supposedly not blessed in the member department.
❤ When Napoleon died, while performing the autopsy, the doctor inexplicably decided to sever the deceased ruler’s penis – and then gifted it to a priest in Corsica.
❤ Napoleon’s famous body part has changed hands several times since its removal, and currently belongs to Evan Lattimer, who inherited it from her father who was a urologist.
❤ Not being preserved properly over the years, the royal member has been said to now resemble leather, a shriveled eel, or even a piece of jerky......

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❤ Source~short-history. com
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