What goes up ~ Must come down!!!


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Codpieces were made for the purpose of proving masculinity, in the most blatant of manners.

Metallic thread, tufted with satin, topped with bows, or trimmed with braids and puffs, they became pretty, personal palaces for your one eyed, trouser snake.

The roomy space inside them, protected the genitals from friction, and the occasional bump from all the things hanging from a man’s belt, including swords, daggers, and hard purses.

They become a little more prominent and 'proud'.
They usually had a hole at the top, with a spring latch, so you could remove them very quickly.

It was thought, that men’s meat and two veg required great protection in battle.
Just as nature has equipped nuts and seeds with a protective shell, so must the man's nuts and seeds, also be protected with a hard shell 


Rare codpiece survivors, include the metal versions, made to wear with suits of armour.
Henry VIII’s armour codpiece is on display at the Tower of London.
Tour guides in the Tower, have reported that in the past, the codpiece of Henry’s ceremonial armor on display, was often knocked off when women rubbed it for good fortune!
Probably why its now in a glass cabinet!!
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